We had zero (yes, a big fat ZERO, nada, zilch) patients on L&D. This happens, perhaps once a year? Or less? Anyway, no patients. Just a bunch of quirky L&D nurses sitting around, telling old battle stories of our adventures/misadventures on L&D.
What did I do? Studied my little heart out. Congenital heart disease and cardiac defects in the neonate.
Such is the lively life of a student nurse-midwife!