Grok Never Needed an AlarmClock, So Why Should You?by
Mark S.
It goes without saying that Grok never had to resort to a shrieking alarmclock... the hardest vice to shake. One could even argue that modern (corporate) culture requires the use of an alarm...
Sonic Boom AlarmClock!by
meta-DAD
; a normal conversation is about 60db, a normal alarmclock is about 70db, a football crowd is approximately... getting up with these Bad Boys! Complete with ground shaking super-charged bed shaker, and turbo-charged...
Wild Turkey AlarmClockby
L.S.Fisher
over what the heck that awkward bird could be. Suddenly, it dawned on me that my turkey alarmclock was going... window. I looked at the clock and thought I could sleep for two more hours and still be getting up early...
What to Do When Stress Keeps You Awake at Nightby
Dr. Daisy S.
can cause you to toss and turn all night. You wake up, check the clock, begin to think about all the things... your body feels wired but tired at the same time. The alarm rings and your too exhausted to face the day...
Emma's Birthdayby
Katie
We had the alarmclock set for 4:45 on Saturday, July 17. I woke up long before the alarm... there, watching the clock tick closer to 8. Dr. S came in about ten minutes before to check in with us. He joked...
Short Fiction Winners Revealedby
Dr. Rob Dobrenski
, reliable, dependable and infallible. No alarmclock was needed for this guy. No show or appointment... its magic again. He was now a full three times more awake than he was seconds previous. This set Hank...