A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who
My Imperfect Christmasby
Susan H.PhyllisDiller once commented that “cleaning house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it’s snowing.” I feel the same way about decorating the Christmas tree...
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~PhyllisDiller
(This is what happened as I was trying to unload the dishwasher
Laughter Really is the Best Medicineby
best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
PhyllisDillerPhyllis. Diller (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012  ) was an American actress and comedienne known...
INTERESTING STUFF: 1 September 2012by
is “The past is a foreign country. This is your passport.”
COMEDIAN PHYLLISDILLER DIES AT AGE 95
Diller... of her from 1969 on The Ed Sullivan Show.
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