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Ok, so the title doesnt work so well, but that's ok. Lately I've been working on expanding my cooking menu. Let me start by saying that I'm not a cook. At all. Ok, so I can work wonders with my crockpot, make great cold
of an ass. Thanks for your time.
Very Sincerely Yours,
Nurse Lochia
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I've been reading a lot of posts recently about hospital births and it is a far cry from what mother nature intended. Inductions for bogus reasons, schedule c-sections for 1st time moms for LGA and the baby comes out 7 lbs
Lochia, you look tired. Did you not sleep?" or "Are you not feeling well?". Trust me, hearing... for the boost to the ole' self esteem. Grrrrr.
Thanks so much,
Nurse Lochia
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and my anticipation is growing. In a few weeks, we will once again become inseparable.
All my love,
Nurse Lochia
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NurseLochia (NL): "Hi, this Nurse Lochia, can I help you?"
Grandma to be(GTB): "Yeah, I know...
, I will not ignore you again for a full 12 hours.
Humbly Yours,
Nurse Lochia
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of patient: Wow, so how much longer do you have? (referring to my ever expanding abdomen)
Nurse Lochia...
I had it because I got in the building.". She looks at me like I'm a fool and says "Um, Nurse Lochia, it's on your scrub top". Yes...
So it's 2:00 a.m. on a Saturday night and I'm here at my home computer. You may be asking yourself "Why, Nurse Lochia, are you typing a new post and not at work? Don't you work every Saturday... 
