Funny Vegetarian Quotesby
Funny Vegetarian Quotes
Missy on November 12th, 2007
I decided to round up some funny vegetarian quotes, past and present. These are all classics, well, in my opinion any way...
20 Funny Money Quotesby
to dissolve. We experience a breakthrough!
Well, let us look through some funny money quotes to help you gain some enlightenment today….
Money Quote #1:
“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought...
funnyquote of the dayby
Nattie F.funnyquote of the day: "I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it." -- Samuel Goldwyn
or, as we get older...
i had a monumental idea this morning, but i cannot remember it.
5 funnyquotes to celebrate Mother's Dayby
Happy Mother's Day! Here's a few good funnyquotes to help us bring the stress levels down and celebrate the chaos of life :)
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy...
On the topic of church, that reminded me of a funnyquote from Bearhug a while back (about a year ago). We had asked them what they learned at church that day, to which they usually responded...
Funnyquote for the dayby
"Currently, more money is being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. So in the very near future there should be a large elderly population with impressive breasts and magnificent erections, but n
10 Funny Retirement Quotesby
1 Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns
2 Retired is being tired twice, I’ve thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. Richard Armour
3 The tro
More funnyquotes about retirement...by
I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! Author Unknown
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers
Retirement: World's longest co
A few more funnyquotes about retirementby
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. Author Unknown
Age is important only if you're wine or cheese. Author Unknown
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hir