Wazzup guys? It's Spencer Pratt here. My beautiful wife Heidi is sitting next to me, and we are rockin it out cuz we are more popular than LC. Right, babe? *Heidi nods*
So we can't believe Tony would be friends with LC because she has been so cruel to my Heidi, but Tony is OUR friend and we both know that he would NEVER BETRAY US.
Every time we invite Tony to one of our socialite get-togethers, he doesn't eat any of our food. Heidi got in his face last time and told him he was being rude, but I told her to stop with the stupid drama, and let him lose weight. Us bros gotta look good together in our slacks and sunglasses, right babe? *Heidi nods*
Anyway, so this blog has been such a downer recently. I told Tony he had to fucking get his act together and stop hanging out with LC so much because she is a pussy and whines way too much and is a bad influence on him.
So, did you guys know that Heidi and I are married? She is the love of my life, and LC will never be able to take her away from me! My name is Spencer Pratt, and you better remember my name.
Oh and Brody, if you are reading this, we are going to that new club Lush at 8.