If I were thin, I'd walk into the room and all eyes would admire me.
If I were thin, I'd prance in front of my mirror, trying on gorgeous outfit after gorgeous outfit.
If I were then, I'd run a mile in 10 minutes.
If I were thin, I'd wear a two-piece to the 4th of July bash.
If I were thin, my friends would look up to me.
If I were thin, I'd be a better person.
If I were thin I'd be a success.
If I were thin, there'd be nothing else to want.
If I were thin, all my problems would be gone.
Can you really expect being thin to fix everything. Are you putting too much "weight" on getting thin? Maybe losing weight is more likely a result of clearing up some other issues in life, instead of the other way around.