Yesterday, a very strange man on a dating website e-mailed me "think you'd make cute babies with me?"
{{shudders}}
Um, ew?
I'm easily flattered but even still, I have my limits. And that was on the other side of the line... He couldn't come up with anything better than THAT?
Back to work, idiot boy. Go find a new trademark. You fail.
It's a nice, simple reminder that I am still allowed to have my standards and be picky. I keep my head held high, awaiting a proper pick-up line like "Did it hurt where you fell... from heaven?"
And now, I'm off to dreamland -- if only the neighbor wasn't playing with her crying baby right outside my window.
She was probably suckered by something like the "cute babies" line. Fool!
Yesterday, a very strange man on a dating website e-mailed me "think you'd make cute babies with me?"
{{shudders}}
Um, ew?
I'm easily flattered but even still, I have my limits. And that was on the other side of the line... He couldn't come up with anything better than THAT?
Back to work, idiot boy. Go find a new trademark. You fail.
It's a nice, simple reminder that I am still allowed to have my standards and be picky. I keep my head held high, awaiting a proper pick-up line like "Did it hurt where you fell... from heaven?"
And now, I'm off to dreamland -- if only the neighbor wasn't playing with her crying baby right outside my window.
She was probably suckered by something like the "cute babies" line. Fool!