Weight. I ain't even saying. It's not possible.
I've been abducted by aliens and injected with carbohydrates overnight. It's the only explanation. I have been completely honest, completely mindful, I am writing my food down, I am journaling, exercising and watching.
- I ATE APPROXIMATELY 1,200 calories yesterday.
- I ATE APPROXIMATELY 1,200 the day before.
- I ATE APPROXIMATELY 1,100 three days ago.
- I " GAINED*" SIX POUNDS since then.
FUCK ME DEAD.
(* Disclaimer -ized to say, I realize this isn't a true gain of six pounds of actual FAT CELLS but, it pisses me off just the same, because I have been working to get to a normal weight, and to see a huge jump in the wrong direction, so quickly, is just nuts.)
It just goes to show you that I cannot eat more than 1,000 calories with a roux en Y and expect to even GET TO a normal BMI. (I'm not there yet - I am still OVERWEIGHT.)
When I eat less than 1,000 calories for many days in a row, because, it takes many days, I lose weight.
Okay - let me think about something else for a moment. Doo bee doo....
School is out for the summer in two days. We have ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, NO plans. Can you feel the fun building?
Off to walk.
- Unsweetened soy milk cappuccino + diet hot chocolate mix
- Greens, sprouts, pea shoots, Walden Farms Zero Calorie Dressing, a huge amount of Parmesan cheese (I say this because I do use, a HUGE AMOUNT. This is in lieu of full fat dressing. I dump on oil-based dressing, but not cheese.)
- 16.9 oz Propel Water
- 16 oz Rockstar Light Vanilla Energy
- 1/2 serving Muscle Puffs, made me dump? WTF? Threw them out.
- 16.9 oz Propel Water
- 2 chocolate donut holes. Yeah. That's dinner right there.
- Handful Melted mozzarella cheese (About 1/2 cup) + (1/2 serving or less, because, wow the CARBS, but we know this, and who just ate donuts?) in Ragu Pasta Sauce.
- Greens, radish sprouts, Walden Farms Honey Dijon Dressing.
- Jello Sugar Free Dark Chocolate Frozen Pudding.
Exercise
- One hour five minute walk pushing stroller.
Weight. I ain't even saying. It's not possible.
I've been abducted by aliens and injected with carbohydrates overnight. It's the only explanation. I have been completely honest, completely mindful, I am writing my food down, I am journaling, exercising and watching.
FUCK ME DEAD.
(* Disclaimer -ized to say, I realize this isn't a true gain of six pounds of actual FAT CELLS but, it pisses me off just the same, because I have been working to get to a normal weight, and to see a huge jump in the wrong direction, so quickly, is just nuts.)
It just goes to show you that I cannot eat more than 1,000 calories with a roux en Y and expect to even GET TO a normal BMI. (I'm not there yet - I am still OVERWEIGHT.)
When I eat less than 1,000 calories for many days in a row, because, it takes many days, I lose weight.
Okay - let me think about something else for a moment. Doo bee doo....
School is out for the summer in two days. We have ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, NO plans. Can you feel the fun building?
Off to walk.
Exercise