Random things that I am annoyed about.....(part one)
Posted Nov 17 2008 8:58pm
I guess I am having one of those weekends. I don't really have much to say, but I do however, have a lot to complain about. I guess I am in one of those moods. (tom) So here is my random complaining rant. (note not all of the complaints have anything to do with one or another, I am just annoyed in general).
Both my kids got sick this weekend, they both have ear infections and are coughing like smokers. Therefore, I didn't go to church this morning, so therefore, I AM STILL FASTING!
My MIL went into my room yesterday and did all of my laundry. I am not sure how I am feeling about this....on one hand I am happy that all my laundry was done, but on the other hand, is she trying to tell me my room was messy? and does she really need to be folding my underwear?
On the MIL note, (who remind you is from old country), some weirdo guy keeps calling her cell phone in the middle of the night telling her he wants her Pu**y really now, he has got to stop, every time I try to call him back, he never answers and his mailbox is full. He is really starting to piss me off.........I think tonight I am going to sleep with her phone. Let him talk to me.....
I seriously hate it when I am driving down the street and I see a car driving (example: an Dodge Truck or Saturn or some brand of car) and they have those big white stickers going across the top of the windshield that say "D O D G E " just in case we all didn't know what brand of car they had.......I absolutely hate all those stickers. I really want to pull up next to them and roll down my window and go "Oh my gosh! you drive a Dodge? " really people get a life, I might as well put big white stickers on the top of my windshield that say "MINI VAN" just in case nobody quite knows what kind of car I drive..........................
I have this flavor at the ice cream shop called Tiramisu. I am seriously annoyed at all of the following: A. People cannot pronounce it, and they try to and they still don't know how. Then after the butcher they hell out of the name, they still don't know what it is or what it could possibly be. Then I explain that it is an italian dessert with espresso and lady fingers, and it still doesn't ring a bell, they still stare at me with this blank, perplexing stare.(mind you there is a flavor tag that explains what it tastes like) B. that 7 out of 10 people call it Tsunami and they want to try it...seriously do you think that there would be an ice cream flavor called Tsunami? I should just say "Would you like to try a scoop of 9-11 to go on top of your Tsunami?" Stupid people. Am I the only person who thinks that more people have heard of Tiramisu? Are people living under a rock? Have they never been to an Olive Garden? (Mind you these are the same people who cannot pronounce Daiquiri Ice, pralines and cream, Jamoca Almond Fudge (its not Jamaican people) or even rocky road (people have asked me for Rock n Roll) I cannot even make this stuff up..................
On the ice cream misprounced flavor note: The following 2 things REALLY annoy me. First of all Sherbet is not pronounced SHERBERT so stop saying it, it is SHER BET, no BERT, just BET. Secondly, ESPRESSO is not pronounced EXPRESSO. ES not EX.
I am annoyed at my mom, who calls me all the time to make me feel guilty that my Grandpa is in the hospital and that I don't call him enough or go to visit him. I already feel guilty that I don't have time for him, something always comes up, either I am working or my kids are sick, and the hospital is a good 40 minutes from where I live. I already have guilt, I don't need her to make me feel worse, or better yet, to send me a picture of him lying in the hospital bed and email it to me.
I am really annoyed by that one commercial for yogurt (I forget the exact brand) of where these 3 bridesmaids are sitting around a table at what looks like the reception, and they are three kicking back and eating yogurt. I seriously hate this commercial, who in their right mind A. Would even bring yogurt to a wedding, especially if your in the wedding, or B. with all the other types of food and drink or even wedding cake at a reception what bridesmaid would go, "Nah, I am going to eat some yogurt with the other girls". Seriously, who writes this stuff? I get really pissed off when I see this commercial.
My nosey neighbors annoy me. I actually had one neighbor look at my engagement ring last week and then she said "oh your diamonds are high quality" I was like, "what are you talking about?" and she said "oh so and so (my other neighbor) told me next time to look at your ring, because your diamonds are very high quality" First of all, who the fuck cares what quality my diamonds are? They are in fact a very high rating and are very high quality, my husband is picky when it comes to diamonds. But who's business is it for my neighbors? And how do they know about quality, do they walk around with one of those telescope thingies that jewelers use? Maybe they thought I bought my ring on QVC. C'mon give me a break people. (PS I want to let you all know, that their rings are bigger than mine, so I am confused on why they still care, I really don't care. I love my ring because my husband designed it for me. Even if I won the lotto and I had 500 million to spare, I would never give up either of my rings)
I am annoyed at people in general (note I just had a birthday party for jake ) that buy him clothes, and they are way too small, (hes five people) and don't give me a gift receipt for the store that they bought it from. I don't want to offend some people by calling them up and asking for a gift receipt, so he got clothes that he will never wear. (maybe my 4 month old nephew will, in 4 years if I can remember 4 years from now to give them to him)
Well I don't even have anymore energy to complain right now, I will again at another time. Please, I would love to hear of anything, no matter what it is that annoys you right now........