@googlechrome IDK what happens around midnight that seems to make my Chromebook's web connect slow down to snail's pace. #ViolentTendencies
140 days ago
Dissecting the Sex & the City movies with my roommate. Oh god, I wish I had my flipcam handy.
140 days ago
From me & Matt, a gay man who, for Halloween, dressed up a heterosexual frat boy of the "I-Felta-Thigh" fraternity:
Me: You watch Project Runway dude?
Him: My girlfriend does. And then she cries at the end. And then I do 'er.
And then we proceeded to laugh til we cried.
And that was only on the WAY to the party!