Good Monday Morning to you working folk. (Seeing as most of my readers are typically people at work!) How you be? I'm doing aiight. I got on the scale. I ain't telling. Let's just say breakfast started as a sugar-free cinnamon roll, and ended as a protein shake concoction. I finally pulled the blender back out onto the counter yesterday. (Can't use it if it's hidden, right?) This morning's drink? 1 cup of cold coffee, 1 cup of crushed ice, unsweetened cocoa powder, 1 scoop Designer Whey Chocolate Protein Powder, 2 splenda packets and 1 TBSP half and half. Blend. Drink. Yum. I could repeat this many times and be content with it - it's chocolate and coffee. I think I might make it with cold espresso, though - or add a shot to the mix.
But, let me ask you this - have you ever seen in your online travels - a sarcastic weight loss ticker? I know, I know, "go to Ticker Factory!" No. I don't want another line with a butterfly or scale and the obligatory "blah-blah-blah pounds lost, blah-blah-blah to go, keep going!" I want something different. If you've seen something like this - lemme know. :D I want something to mock my ass. Seriously. Whaddya got?
Good Monday Morning to you working folk. (Seeing as most of my readers are typically people at work!) How you be? I'm doing aiight. I got on the scale. I ain't telling. Let's just say breakfast started as a sugar-free cinnamon roll, and ended as a protein shake concoction. I finally pulled the blender back out onto the counter yesterday. (Can't use it if it's hidden, right?) This morning's drink? 1 cup of cold coffee, 1 cup of crushed ice, unsweetened cocoa powder, 1 scoop Designer Whey Chocolate Protein Powder, 2 splenda packets and 1 TBSP half and half. Blend. Drink. Yum. I could repeat this many times and be content with it - it's chocolate and coffee. I think I might make it with cold espresso, though - or add a shot to the mix.
But, let me ask you this - have you ever seen in your online travels - a sarcastic weight loss ticker? I know, I know, "go to Ticker Factory!" No. I don't want another line with a butterfly or scale and the obligatory "blah-blah-blah pounds lost, blah-blah-blah to go, keep going!" I want something different. If you've seen something like this - lemme know. :D I want something to mock my ass. Seriously. Whaddya got?