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Hunk of Man Meat

Posted Jun 10 2009 12:20am
I was doing some shoulder fly things at the gym today, and surprisingly noticed the formation of tiny bicep muscles while doing the repetitions. Then I gave myself a hard look in the mirror, and thought to myself, self, you don't look that fat anymore! You only look somewhat overweight!

Sure, I'm not gonna be on the cover of Men's Health magazine anytime soon, but at least I don't look like I could pose for the men's version of Lane Bryant (whatever that store is). I've avoided looking at myself shirtless in the past, but you know what, aside from my C-cup boobs, the loose skin, and some stretch marks, I don't look half bad-- lolz.

My goal is to one day be able to run around the lake with my shirt off, and get some people to check me out. Look at that sexy panda man! Isn't he just a hunk of man meat?jk.

Today, I'm going shopping for some new clothes. I've gotta sex myself up for this hot summer season. It's gonna be fabulously fierce. No, I do not watch Project Runway.
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