For the white elephant gift exchange at work this week I recycled the gift I got last year - a $10 gift certificate to White Castle and a bottle of Beano. In exchange, I got an electric fish (who I have named Albert). Most of the office was surprised when I stole Albert from a coworker instead of grabbing for the expensive chocolates or coffee grinder. They think he is tacky, but I think he is the most beautiful fishy in the history of fishes! He's all swirly colored! I don't care what other people think. Albert is swimming happily in place on my desk, until the day he inevitably "mysteriously" disappears or finds a coral reef to better occupy him.