When I made that super-fast Netrition order, I added some single bars that I never tried before - Doctor's CarbRite Diet Bars. I resisted the urge to add an entire case of the Lemon Meringue variety, just because of it's flavor - because we all know how vastly different protein bars can be compared to what you think you are getting.
This bar is not my friend. It's all protein and sugar alcohol. It's soy and whey, with maltitol and lactitol. Sure, that's fine if you like to fart, crap yourself and then pass out. Okay, if you're not a roux en y gastric bypass'er, maybe you'll just fart.
I'll, uh, pass.
To be fair to the bars: My husband ate another of the bars, in the Chocolate Mint flavor - cold out of the fridge - and really liked it. He called it "Really good, but you have it eat it cold because it's like a fudge." Oh. And he did not implode that badly or go to the big sleep. Though he did fart pretty harshly.
- Product: Doctor's CarbRite Diet Bar
- Purchased: Online
- Pros: Lemon! 20 grams of protein! "Creamy" texture. That's sarcastic.
- Cons: Instant bowel implosion and later coma.
When I made that super-fast Netrition order, I added some single bars that I never tried before - Doctor's CarbRite Diet Bars. I resisted the urge to add an entire case of the Lemon Meringue variety, just because of it's flavor - because we all know how vastly different protein bars can be compared to what you think you are getting.
This bar is not my friend. It's all protein and sugar alcohol. It's soy and whey, with maltitol and lactitol. Sure, that's fine if you like to fart, crap yourself and then pass out. Okay, if you're not a roux en y gastric bypass'er, maybe you'll just fart.
I'll, uh, pass.
To be fair to the bars: My husband ate another of the bars, in the Chocolate Mint flavor - cold out of the fridge - and really liked it. He called it "Really good, but you have it eat it cold because it's like a fudge." Oh. And he did not implode that badly or go to the big sleep. Though he did fart pretty harshly.