I mean, I am. I really am a cranky bitch today. More than normal, even. Meow-hiss! Piss me off, would you? Give me something to bitch about. I write well when I'm irritated. (Why is that?)
Anyways, I'm mad at myself, but that doesn't explain all my extra-bitchness. I've been in diet-head lately, and I'm sick of being sick after eating food that should be good for me. But, right now, I'm dumping on something legitimate - though, sweet! I ate some sugar-free cookies. The first ingredient? Hydrogenated oil. Yeah, that's the stuff. Hoo-boy, my heart is beating fast from the fatty goodness. Sugar-free cookies are the work of the devil. Noone deserves to eat such crap. They are bad for all of us, no matter what. So - who bought them? Yeah, he can kiss my dumping ass. He should (and does) know better. I. Cannot. Resist. The. Suh-weetness.
I mean, I am. I really am a cranky bitch today. More than normal, even. Meow-hiss! Piss me off, would you? Give me something to bitch about. I write well when I'm irritated. (Why is that?)
Anyways, I'm mad at myself, but that doesn't explain all my extra-bitchness. I've been in diet-head lately, and I'm sick of being sick after eating food that should be good for me. But, right now, I'm dumping on something legitimate - though, sweet! I ate some sugar-free cookies. The first ingredient? Hydrogenated oil. Yeah, that's the stuff. Hoo-boy, my heart is beating fast from the fatty goodness. Sugar-free cookies are the work of the devil. Noone deserves to eat such crap. They are bad for all of us, no matter what. So - who bought them? Yeah, he can kiss my dumping ass. He should (and does) know better. I. Cannot. Resist. The. Suh-weetness.