Bob called here this morning from his hospital bed, to let me know that he's
"Not comind homed today, my vulva is swollen."

Okay, I know he's on morphine, maybe he's a little bit confused about what they did to him in the OR?
"Bob, VULVA? Excuse me?"
"Da back of mah froat iff fwollen, and dey need to weeen me off of da painkillahs."

To be honest, we might be better off if he stays there till he recovers, no?
Bob called here this morning from his hospital bed, to let me know that he's

"Not comind homed today, my vulva is swollen."
Okay, I know he's on morphine, maybe he's a little bit confused about what they did to him in the OR?
"Bob, VULVA? Excuse me?"
"Da back of mah froat iff fwollen, and dey need to weeen me off of da painkillahs."

To be honest, we might be better off if he stays there till he recovers, no?