Amputation Diet
Posted by
LucyK
I found this on Faddiet.com and though I don't recommend it I thought it was rather funny and definitely provides instant gratification. The literal approach? Amputate an arm or leg, of course, but here are a few other ways to going about this diet:
Procedure | Estimated Immediate Weight Loss |
Clip finger and toenails | 1 ounce maximum |
Haircut | 2-6 ounces |
Drastic Haircut / Headshave | 4-12 ounces |
Cut/Trim Hair | 1 oz. (ladies) 3 oz. (men) |
Remove a wart | 1 oz. |
Take a diuretic | 1-3 pounds (temporary) |
Take a laxative | 1-2 pounds (temporary) |
Colon Therapy / Enema | 2-3 pounds (temporary) |
Poop | 0-2 pounds (temporary) |
Run a marathon on a hot day | 3 lbs (women), 5 lbs (men) (temporary) |
Amputate your arm | 10-25 lbs (way too permanent) |
Amputate your leg | 15-45 lbs (again, not advised) |
Vascetomy | none. |
Take a big pee. | up to 1.5 pounds |
Take a big dump | up to 2.5 pounds |
Go barefoot | 1-2 pounds |
Go Naked | 1-8 pounds (summer vs. winter) |
Contact lenses vs. Glasses | 0.3 pounds |
No liquids all day | 1-2 pounds |
No food all day | 2-3 pounds |
No salt all day | 0-1 pound |
Don't wear underwear | 1 oz. (thong)-2 lbs. (granny panties) |
Exfoliating face wash | nothing. |
Liposuction | 10 lbs maximum per surgery |
Donate a kidney | 3 pounds. |
Breast Reduction Surgery | 5-15 pounds typically. |
*table courtesy of Faddiet.com
Amputation Diet
Posted by LucyK
I found this on Faddiet.com and though I don't recommend it I thought it was rather funny and definitely provides instant gratification. The literal approach? Amputate an arm or leg, of course, but here are a few other ways to going about this diet:
Procedure
Estimated Immediate Weight Loss
Clip finger and toenails
1 ounce maximum
Haircut
2-6 ounces
Drastic Haircut / Headshave
4-12 ounces
Cut/Trim Hair
1 oz. (ladies) 3 oz. (men)
Remove a wart
1 oz.
Take a diuretic
1-3 pounds (temporary)
Take a laxative
1-2 pounds (temporary)
Colon Therapy / Enema
2-3 pounds (temporary)
Poop
0-2 pounds (temporary)
Run a marathon on a hot day
3 lbs (women), 5 lbs (men) (temporary)
Amputate your arm
10-25 lbs (way too permanent)
Amputate your leg
15-45 lbs (again, not advised)
Vascetomy
none.
Take a big pee.
up to 1.5 pounds
Take a big dump
up to 2.5 pounds
Go barefoot
1-2 pounds
Go Naked
1-8 pounds (summer vs. winter)
Contact lenses vs. Glasses
0.3 pounds
No liquids all day
1-2 pounds
No food all day
2-3 pounds
No salt all day
0-1 pound
Don't wear underwear
1 oz. (thong)-2 lbs. (granny panties)
Exfoliating face wash
nothing.
Liposuction
10 lbs maximum per surgery
Donate a kidney
3 pounds.
Breast Reduction Surgery
5-15 pounds typically.
*table courtesy of Faddiet.com