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Ahoy! Chips Ahoying Chip Chips. Cookie?

Posted Oct 12 2009 10:02pm
Pounds lost this week including temporary binge weight: 6.5 pounds
Dazzling new weight: 205
Panda pounds lost: 112.5

The ship lost at sea just a month ago is completely back on course thanks to the new boss, Captain TNT Diet.

"Yarr, we will get over that plateau. Yarr matey ahoy etc.!" said Captain TNT Diet.

And get over it we did!

We've got just 6 more pounds to lose before we land. Isn't that exciting? I've heard that the island of onederland has an abundant supply of unicorns, Paul Bunyan sized chocolate bunnies, cupcake trees, and 1 UP mushrooms. I'll try my best to resist the cupcakes though, and just stick with the shrooms.

The snow is starting to sprinkle all over Minneapolis like my dandruff on a dry scalp day. Now, who doesn't want to have a snowball fight???

(and to answer the fruit question...No, I'm not allowed fruit on my current diet. Isn't that sad?)
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