"No one loves you like I do. And if anyone says they do, I'll fight them." -My best friend
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with." -Sex & the City by way of Jacki's Facebook page
"I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of
all time! One of the best videos of all time!" Kanye West, interrupting
Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards
"I'm thinking of going into rehab. I'm not addicted to anything, but I think it's good way to jumpstart an acting career." -Brent Spiner (twitter)
"What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers... well then we're shit out of luck." -The Hangover
"Don't know how i am gonna play 2night but I am for AM..." -Travis Barker (twitter)
"Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are
serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short
span of time. But know this, America: They will be met." -President Obama's inaugural speech
"I've been in relationships where I've felt terribly alone.
Just because you're with someone, it doesn't mean you're happy."
- George Clooney.
"I just wanted to say, ever since I was born, Daddy has been the best
father you could ever imagine. I just wanted to say I love him so much." -Paris Jackson
"I love my job and I love Alaska, and it hurts to make this choice, but I'm doing what's best for them..." -Sarah Palin
"Marriage is good. There is something special about unions of husband
and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not
have mothers and fathers." -Carrie Prejean
"Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!" -Glee
"There's a plane in the Hudson. I'm on the ferry going to pick up the people. Crazy." -Twitter user JKrums
"Man! This is so crazy and hella fun! I love New York!" -Nick Swisher (twitter)