I was all, 'oh, cool, protein bar samples!' And then 'whaaaaaaaat?' Because that bar certainly was nothing like a protein bar.
Nope, nope, nope. It was straight-up strawberry cheesecake fudge!
Seriously - sweet, chewy, rich and flavors so right! The mouth feel is an intersection of grandma's fudge and southern saltwater taffy. It definitely hits the ahhhhhh spot.
And with flavor and texture so sinful and dessert-like (not kidding, I actually had to pause to do a happy dance on more than one occasion while deliciating in the bar (it's a word, seriously!)
This was really good, but this was even better
I mean, that combo - come on! Chocolate peanut butter is a match made in heaven!
Like a huge Reese's (if Reese's had only 1g of sugar, were sweetened with stevia, and packed not only 20g of protein but also 68% of your fiber RDI - no big deal).
Words won't suffice, so here's this instead: MMMMMHHHMMMMMMHMMMMMHHHHHMMM.
Then I had the chocolate brownie (these were all on different days, of course - these bars are really filling from all that protein and fiber!)
...which is actually a really fudgy chocolate brownie.
Just like the one from your elementary school lunches.
No joke. Try it...
Paired with a tangerine or a pear, they're becoming a new favorite bedtime snack.
The lemon cream pie is just as sweet, sticky, chewy, and fantastic as the rest. It has this tangy, refreshing lemon flavor that's really quite good - I dusted the bar in peanut flour for an interesting flavor contrast and it was quite tasty. ;)
And then there was the Berry Bliss bar ingested while trying to ingest orgo for the midterm I have coming up:
It really is quite blissful...
...and the berry flavor is nice and strong...
It's a delicious fruity dessert...
I mean, protein bar?
And let's not forget the apple pie.
To me, pie is all about the crust. So, since these are chewy-sweet bars, I'd call it more of apple crumble that apple pie...
But apple crumble has a special spot in my
Frankly, at this point I was pretty scared to check out the nutritionals. I mean, how could this possibly be anything that I could actually consider a healthy midday/late night snack? But let's take a look at the Berry Bliss bar, since they all ended up being pretty similar nutritionally and this is the one that I happen to have a nutrition fact snapshot of
BAM. Check it out. No sugar alcohols, no sugar, no soy protein, and most of my daily fiber. Not to mention, pretty good stats for fat and a whopping TON of protein. Oh yeah, stock me up!
The ingredients list is pretty short and contains stuff like whey protein isolate (sorry, vegans), milk protein isolate, almond butter (!!!), water, sea salt, and.... STEVIA !
This is only the second bar brand that I've ever been able to find that's sweetened with stevia and I'm thrilled. I know my other stevia fans out there are thrilled, too. :)
In addition to strawberry cheesecake, chocolate peanut butter, berry bliss, apple pie, lemon cream pie, and chocolate brownie, there's also vanilla almond crunch, PB&J (!), peanut butter supreme, cinnamon roll, and coconut cashew.
For now, I'm off to pat my tummy and sigh in delight.
Then I'll go use some of that protein to build some muscle - bringing rollerskating back into fashion! Me and my just-turned-seven year old sister are so going to trend it.
Anyone else have a Skateland date with a first grader tonight?
Didn't think so. It's soooo hard to be this cool.
Have you ever tried Quest bars?
Which flavor sounds best to you?
Do you rollerskate or rollerblade?