"what a bore! it's just a river, lets go find something fun to do! woofsnore!"
To appease the pom, we walked over to the hill and he wore himself out....
"ah, cardboard! that's where it's at! woofie!"
it was all fun and games until he started eating it...
and his papa put him in time-out.
"it was worth every bite! woofieyummm!"