It makes me sad when you’ll only sit down on the seat next to me when the bus is crammed full. Even if the spot next to me is the most convenient you would rather squeeze in next to some loud teenagers. My butt isn’t even particularly big! And when you do sit down, sighing loudly, do you have to sit leaning out towards the middle of the bus? I promise you won’t catch the dreaded fat just from sitting next from me for a short while. It makes me sad when you only choose to sit next to me because the only other free spot is next to that creepy alcoholic. Not that I really want your company, it just saddens me that you’ll often rather stand than sit down next to someone like me. I swear I’m not contagious.