Greyhound! Why so long you have left me with zeez men on zees tr-r-r-r-uck. AY!
I was so lonely and things were hard. While you were off playing with your friends, with Stu, and Bolder, and Taconite Boy, and TriShannon, and Pinkguru Gal, and Tridummy, and Brett, zeezs men, zay broke my cable to my front deraillur. No beeg r-r-r-r-ing for you until you geeve me some love.
I am not zeee kind of Latina who just puts out whenever you want to come calling, paco.