Saturday Night Live's hilarious Will Forte profiles the 4 types of Guys that Gals should not date.
According to Cosmo these four types of dudes are really just chumps in disguise.
We bring to you Chump #2: The Adrenaline Junkie
"This dude skydives, surfs, runs with the bulls -- anything for that rush. And he has the sick abs and chiseled arms to prove it. But to keep him happy, you need to be in perpetual motion too.
This guy does not like to sit around, and he doesn't like for you to sit around either. And it isn't just a phase. In his late 30s, he'll get into marathons, and they'll lead to triathlons and eventually to the Ironman competition.
Yeah, that means a trip to Hawaii, but instead of chilling on the beach you'll be cheering him on from the sidelines. Having fun yet?"
No disrespect to Will Forte but we really doubt that Chump # 2 has the speed to make it to Kona...at least not without a bit of illegal pharmacological aid. Just look at the goofy bandanna he's wearing. We all know if he was serious about Kona he'd be wearing a Headsweats IM hat ;-)