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Howdy! I am an overweight panda that is tired of all the negative BS associated with being a fat ass. It's time to get in shape once and for all.
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Diving Into the Darkness by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss We doubt ourselves all the time. The fear that we are bound to a fate we have no say in. The genetic variables that inevitably influence our consciousness. The d ... Read on »
Fat Closet by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss My mom ordered me to clean out my closet last night because it looked like it belonged to a dumpy chick. Pictured is an elegant photograph of piles of clothes that no ... Read on »
How Do You Keep Caring? by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss You know what is one of the hardest parts about losing weight? Caring Consistently.  We can all lose a ton of weight because the equation is simple: c ... Read on »
Close Up. Eye. Cut. Done. by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Today marked my first day of getting back on the bandwagon. I thought about going to the gas station to buy some munchies for the Lost finale, but I told myself that Jack w ... Read on »
Tony's Diet Log Episode 4: I Have Fallen by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Powered by Podbean.com On this week's episode, I talk all about my struggles with weight loss these past few weeks. It's a depressing, yet hopeful ... Read on »
Guys, It's Totally OK If You Just Wanna Eat Some Birthday Cakes by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss My lucky stars! I turn 23 tomorrow! YAY!  Things to celebrate:  -Professional men who wear pink because they know how to work it -Being fabulous in the most neutra ... Read on »
The Opportunity to Regain Control by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Yesterday at approximately 1:00 p.m. I was finally offered a job. No, it's not glamorous. Heck, it might not even be permanent. But, it's a fucking job - something tha ... Read on »
A Boring Update for Bored People by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss It's been a rough week. I wanted to stick to cabbage and chicken breast, but it just didn't happen...More like chocolate and pizza lolz. I don't care what any of you t ... Read on »
More Lost Than Jack Shepard by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Wow, yesterday was stupid. I decided to weigh myself because I wanted to face the scale, or whatever. Apparently, eating like a normal human being on Mother's D ... Read on »
Warning: Major Bitching Ahead by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Mother's day was catastrophic. I ate more than I did when I participated in a dumpling eating contest (72 dumplings to be exact). So, I broke my posting st ... Read on »
Stupidity in Everyday Life by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Let me setup the situation for you first. So, I was playing the videogame Final Fantasy XIII yesterday. Everything was jolly UNTIL I got stuck on a boss fight ... Read on »
Tony's Diet Log Episode 3: Five Things Successful Dieters Do by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Listen to my most tolerable podcast yet!  Powered by Podbean.com Show Notes: (1:20) - Diet Update (3:45) - Five Thi ... Read on »
Nine Reasons Why Being Unemployed Gives You the Dieting Edge by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss You can't afford McDonald's  You have to decline going out with your buddies because you have no money to tip the bartender You go to the grocery store ... Read on »
Tony, You Don't Need to Lose Any More Weight by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Friends, I let it all hang out like a Chippendales dancer, and you guys really think I don't need to lose any more weight? Wow! That is so flattering ^_^. Act ... Read on »
I'm on a Bloodbuzz by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. Lately, I've just been brimming with confidence. If you were to compare who I am right now to who I was a mo ... Read on »
What Most Dieters Are Too Afraid to Show You by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss If you have been following this blog for quite some time, you should know that I have extremely fucked up body image issues . Well, today, I'm going to be vulnerable. ... Read on »
Great Blogging Tips From a Clueless Blogger by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Make snide remarks about your most loyal readers Tell your readers to fuck off  Call all your readers fat moms Start every post by telling everyo ... Read on »
Tony's Diet Log Episode 2: Surprised by Donut Holes and Breaking Plateaus by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Guaranteed to make you believe that English is my second language! Enjoy :) Powered by Podbean.com Download this episode (right click and save) ... Read on »
This Lonely Panda NEEDS a Favor! by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss hellz yeah!  I adore myself so much that I created a fan page for ME ME ME on facebook! Unfortunately, there are currently not even enough members for a t ... Read on »