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Howdy! I am an overweight panda that is tired of all the negative BS associated with being a fat ass. It's time to get in shape once and for all.
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Meeting New People, Dating, and Tryin to Come Out Fabulously by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Hi everyone, Sorry for my lack of posting and commenting on other blogs; I have been just way too busy to really sit down and bitch about life. In fact, the only reason ... Read on »
Shut Up and Let Me Go! Hey! by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss TESTING ONE TWO THREE. DON'T ERASE MY WORK BLOGGGER!!! Hey! So yesterday it was fucking raining hardcore, but I still showed up to rugby practice because I am a hard ... Read on »
uggggggggggggggggggggggggh by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Wow, I totally wrote a long ass post and blogger didn't save it. Aeknaflafnlanflkdafndfaflfnafna;l Read on »
Waffle Fries and Sour Cream Onion Cheese Jalepenos by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss I just finished eating my absolutely delicious turkey burger patty with rice and hot sauce. Ya, no burger buns, so I had to make do with what I had. On Saturday, I kind ... Read on »
Manly Sports and White Castle by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Let me tell you how much I suck sometimes. So, it's like 11pm and it's time to go out with the guys (aka the bros). We pre-game and leave for the bars to have a good time. ... Read on »
Trainwreck, For Realz by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Ah, hello So I stopped losing weight for like 5 months and decided to start putting on weight slowly to build "muscle" a month and a half ago. Things were going alri ... Read on »
The End? by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Hey guys, I have to shut this blog down. No, I'm not leaving the community, but I am choosing to be anonymous from now on because of personal reasons. If you are smart enou ... Read on »
Change of Pace by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss I have been dieting for over 800 days. I think it's time to take a break. For the next month, I'm going to focus on lifting heavy at the gym and eating around/sli ... Read on »
You Inspire Me! by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss " No advice from me, but for what it's worth, you're very inspiring and I really enjoy your blog. " - Kimberly   Thanks Kimberly. Really, your comment is quite flatte ... Read on »
I Am Like a Vampire by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss I was watching an episode of the show Vampire Diaries a few nights ago, and basically, it was all about one of the main vampires having insatiable cravings for hum ... Read on »
Running Out of Options by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss No, this is not photoshopped.  Do you ever feel like no matter how hard you try, you just can't succeed? How do you get through these moments and come out ... Read on »
Q and A With Gossip Boi by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss I'm going to answer a few of the questions left in the comments on my last blog post because I have a lot to say in response to them.  Becca said, "Are you eati ... Read on »
Tony's Diet Log Episode 6: Defense Tactics for Dealing With People Who Are Trying to Sabotage Your... by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Powered by Podbean.com Show Outline: -Weight Loss Update -Defense Tactics -Off Topic Music Used in This Podcast:  -Breakneck Spe ... Read on »
(Insert Uplifting Title) by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss It's 2:30 in the morning, and all I can think about is going upstairs and delighting my taste buds with the dark chocolate I bought at IKEA this afternoon. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... Read on »
Relentless Assault by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss I've been attacking my weight for the past eight days like I've never done before. My body is going to feel the intensity of the burn until it lets me progress into thinner ... Read on »
Tony's Diet Log Episode 5: Meal Ideas for Staying Full by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Powered by Podbean.com Show Outline -Weight Loss Update -Meal Ideas -Off-Topic Music Used In this Podcast Boxer by The Gaslight Anthem Wo ... Read on »
What it Takes to Make the Final Push by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Alright, it's time to cut the crap. After reading Tom Venuto's post about how to get a Hollywood star's body , I've realized that I need to really work hard if I ... Read on »
Randomness is Sometimes the Easiest Way to Write a Post in Ten Minutes or Less by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Well I spent about 30 minutes looking at the compose screen trying to think of something good and semi-interesting to write about, but I've got nothing lol.  Um, ... Read on »
Eat Clean Until You Can't Take it Anymore! by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Whoops, I totally took a peek at the scale yesterday and I've gained like eight pounds.  Fuck me! Which is why.  WHICH IS WHY! I am jump starting my ow ... Read on »
Life is Good! by Tony Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Experimenting. All I was doing yesterday was trying to change up my writing style, and it wasn't until I read the comments on the post that I realized the product of my cre ... Read on »