Ha ha--what a great post. You know, there have definitely been days when skimping on the goods can be more stressful than you'd think--so I eventually pig out and go for all the junk. I think that sometimes, this can actually be quite cathartic--I can do without the chocolate but my personal vice is cheese. I LOVE LOVE LOVE cheese, wine, bread, figs, and anything that makes me think of Tuscany in the summer.
Not to be taken seriously even if you sometimes feel like doing it.
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the
stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!
BREAKFAST
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"