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Strapples Patient Expert

Palatine, Illinois
I was born on August 8th 1991. Two or more weeks premature. I spent the first three and a half years of my life in a Romanian orphanage, on the third year one of the caretakers attempted to kill me by throwing me down the stairs for complaining that she was stealing food. I suffered a Traumatic... Full Bio
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MEGAPOST: Culvers Concrete, Scratch your head with a gun, Slamming Apple Cider & wine, The... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] I don’t want to hear tl:dr out of anyone. This post is for the most part VIDEOS and PICTURES. So if anyone claims Too Long Did ... Read on »
Head Array Unboxing & The Great Pharmacy Race & “Fundraiser Control Panel” by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Both sides off here we go So I unboxed the mother of all Head Arrays and put the photos up but it took longer for me t ... Read on »
ASL Head Array Unboxed, Need… Another Box but not for Unboxing. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Both sides are good You can tell from the picture above I am REALLY happy to have this ‘ASL Head Array’ Most of you ar ... Read on »
Archery, Sleeping in my wheelchair, Trach log, Bowling pictures, Head array unboxing coming, Songs... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Chris likes switches. I like it when he messes with mine its fun I had lots of fun at Archery this week, I actually sh ... Read on »
Forgotten September Stats, Trach Countdown, and Coming Soon. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Sick September Stats Anyone want to explain what the HELL is wrong with my site that people are not hitting on it like n ... Read on »
Friday Night Live Formal Dance, Fun bowling, Drink Aide Disaster, A really painful router setup by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me and one of my best friends Chris  Friday Night Live was awesome. We had a formal dance with a bunch of other clubs ... Read on »
Archery and Bowling shooting permissions data starting by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me and chris on the bus together and happy Archery was fun and as always I shot up more than just the target. I s ... Read on »
Bowling, Driving by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me at Brunswick Saturdays are bowling days! Yay! I got ripped off two weeks ago because the bus driver didn’t bring a ... Read on »
Archery week 2, Rett Event quicklink, World Vodka Day! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Pulling back That right there is my buddy Chris at archery grabbing on to make one of his shots for archery. Chris got ... Read on »
MEGAPOST Trackpad fixing, Xeroxed Droid X, health club, New glasses, Pirated golf, Driving from... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Yet another megapost. Sorry. Been busy. I don’t promote beating up your computer. Though I do in this one case th ... Read on »
Faxes, Driving for the first time on the open road, Archery and disappointing August stats by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Fax this Well Sunday we went to my grandmas house and I damn near sent her into seizures with walking up to her door and ... Read on »
MEGAPOST: GTA IV and NastyCar Fun, Cane Mounts, Ultane (sevoflurane) schwag backpack, Canon Color... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] This post is classified as a ULTRA-MEGAPOST because i have not posted since DAMN. September 3rd! I gotta post more often. ... Read on »
Trach Log 09/21/2012 by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] 9:49 AM STRAP IN 9:51 AM STRAPPED IN 9:57 AM DEPART PGH 10:28 AM ARRIVE LGH 10:40 AM REGISTERED 10:41 AM WAITING F ... Read on »
Weekend of Silence. Radio is down. Why? Why the silence? by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] No Radio Why has my radio been offline since Friday evening? Why is it not coming back until after the Laborday Weekend? Why is ... Read on »
Alinssite Radio MEGAMIX nights! & Plugged by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] <img title=”Radio” src=”http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7713/radioclipart.jpg” alt=”Radio” width=”175″ height=”237″ /> Radio! Ali ... Read on »
RADIO!!! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Radio! It’s here!!! Alinssite.info Radio It will be on the front page when the Radio is Online or Offline Green ONLINE means its ... Read on »
Target & bBay & Liquor review coming eventually… by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] 2x Lysol Kitchen Cleaner Lysol ‘Power and Free’ Barkeepers Best Frend, Large Can Lysol Orange (Aerosol) Renuzit Lavend ... Read on »
Trachlog from Monday & Flu Vaccine Woes by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Monday the 20th Strap in for departure 6:53 AM Strapped in 6:59 AM Depart PGH 7:08 AM Arrive at LGH 7:34 AM Registered at ... Read on »
Planting Fire Bushes, Driving to Jewel and back in my wheelchair and using a Drive Through, Job... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Stats July 2012 The statistics for last month are a bit low but not horrendous, they remind me of last summer. No one is really ... Read on »
It’s official I’m 21 by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] I’m 21 af of 1 minute ago. This is just a short post declaring my age change. More to come late today! Read on »