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Strapples Patient Expert

Palatine, Illinois
I was born on August 8th 1991. Two or more weeks premature. I spent the first three and a half years of my life in a Romanian orphanage, on the third year one of the caretakers attempted to kill me by throwing me down the stairs for complaining that she was stealing food. I suffered a Traumatic... Full Bio
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Sleeping better. Mel2 involved by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Calm and relaxing Go ahead and call me weird. I sleep in a lot of unusual ways but they help me more than any sleep drug can h ... Read on »
Nearly a Code Blue Log, Lots of Videos, Mount-N-Mover going in for repair, BlueSky Rocks! Photos... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Suction Machine It really took me forever to get this video up online. I forgot when we went to Buckingham Fountain ev ... Read on »
SEVO Today, Buckingham Fountain Saturday, last Friday got dumdum’s 21 dollar salute! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] (clock removed cause it’s done!) See that clock above, you all know what that means. It’s SEVO day for my Trach Change today! I woul ... Read on »
The Trach Log & Videos coming today. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] 11:14AM STRAP IN 11:18AM STRAPPED IN 11:21AM DEPART HOME NOTE SCHEDULED OR TIME IS 12:30P 11:48AM ARRIVE LGH 11:50AM REGISTE ... Read on »
Good news Bad news Good news and a Vest How To. Blogs & Valium don’t mix by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] SNL Oscar Rogers FIXED IT (Click To watch) Well It’s been FIXED. And I think I am going to name Monday Mriday instead of Monda ... Read on »
RED-EYE MRI, LITERALLY!!! Flow Study Not so Flow, Bolus Test Likely Tomorrow by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] MRI Anesthesia This is what the scene looked like at 6:30 PM last night with me. Nurses were in green scrubs me in a green gown ... Read on »
Red-Eye MRI Scheduled, FLUORO To Be Announced by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] MRI Anesthesia This is what the scene is going to more than likely look like at 5:45 PM today with me. Color and equipment varia ... Read on »
Lunch with greg, My insanely tight Sub-ASIS belt & CODE BLUE DECLARED STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Greg likes me a lot I met my buddy Greg at Jason’s Deli yesterday for lunch even though I was not in good condition with my ba ... Read on »
CODE BLUE LOG BACLOFEN PUMP & Week Plan by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] 6:30 AM CODE BLUE ACTIVATED SCHEDULED RUN AT 7:30 AM 7:20AM STRAPPING IN 7:26 AM STRAPPED IN 7:31 AM DEPART HOME 7:56 AM ARRIV ... Read on »
MEGA MEGAPOST:Awesome bowling trip, Cabela’s & Target, My new CrashBox, Burning Bowl 2012... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Holding my cutie Annie’s hand What a week, it took me a long time to get this blog post out but it’s out! And it’s another Meg ... Read on »
June 2012 stats… Me not happy… GET VIRAL People!!! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] June 2012 Stats This is the fourth month of steady decline in visitor traffic. Not acceptable to me, I need to get more visito ... Read on »
MEGAPOST: Why do people use scrubs? Sears, my fridge is NOT 100 years old! Two video game reviews... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Nurses & Doctors in Scrubs Well let’s face it, someone with a complex medical condition like me is around nurses, doctors, and m ... Read on »
The nerdlog of my trach change that was forgotten, Bowling pictures, Donations needed Air... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Well well, I know there’s a good deal of nerds on my blog who like to see down to the minute log and details of my trach change so for ... Read on »
Nose’s and scabs, great mix. NOT. A bunch of reviews. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] My nose with Vitamin E Oil Gauze Well I had some pimples on my nose, and we all know not to play with pimples, right? Well I d ... Read on »
Sevo countdown… Forget it, it’s sevo day! & NWSRA Bowling Week 2 by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] You all are wondering where the Sevo countdown clock is, well I counted down, I didn’t sleep at all last night because I was working o ... Read on »
Friday Night Live 2012 Summertime BBQ and Video Game Reviews & Bowling pictures coming tomorrow by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] My buddy chris Shown in the picture above is a picture of me and my buddy Chris from NWSRA after the grill out. We had lots of ... Read on »
British Timezone… Well it beats being in Germany! Website is going british! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Britan Well looks like my brain has chosen a new timezone to reside in, and it’s not Germany thank God. I was pretty tired of Ge ... Read on »
Up all last night and Who is LEX2 REVLOGS and up all night AGAIN. sleep, never heard of it. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me with my newly refurbished fan. Monday night going into Tuesday I was up all night working on the above fan. I took it ... Read on »
Scratched lens??? I’m kidding all of you… NOT!!! I’m Ticked! German Timezone,... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Anti Scratch my ass See that little tiny hairline scratch right above the green reflection? Yeah, that I discovered last night ... Read on »
Got new glasses and Bladder Tossing by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me with my new glasses Well as shown in the above picture I got new glasses with Anti Reflective coating, which means that I w ... Read on »