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Strapples Patient Expert

Palatine, Illinois
I was born on August 8th 1991. Two or more weeks premature. I spent the first three and a half years of my life in a Romanian orphanage, on the third year one of the caretakers attempted to kill me by throwing me down the stairs for complaining that she was stealing food. I suffered a Traumatic... Full Bio
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TRACH LOG JANUARY by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE  CREATED JAN 9 FAA SCHEDULE ACTIVE JAN 13 KPAL STRAP IN 8:56 AM K ... Read on »
CODE BLUE by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] A CODE BLUE HAS BEEN DECLARED – BACLOFEN PUMP ALARM Read on »
Trach Log for December by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 16:00 NOV 29 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 9:30 DEC 2 KPAL STRAP IN 07: ... Read on »
Got some thrift shop loot. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me and some thrift loot Well I had lots of fun at the thrift shop, I never went in one before this and well this is th ... Read on »
Got a wheelchair programmer The Backlog begins! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me holding the R-Net Key Being a wheelchair nerd isn’t always easy. Especially if you drive the rolls royce of wheel ... Read on »
Got my GED by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me with my GED Finally, after dropping out of high school in 2008, more on that here I got my GED in June. I started t ... Read on »
Trach Log for November by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 16:00 NOV 1 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 10:30 NOV 4 KPAL STRAP IN 09: ... Read on »
Fixing stuff by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Alright so I had to fix a few things. I left my site in trach mode all this time, damn… And on top of that I never noticed th ... Read on »
Trach Nerdlog and a new video… well heap of new ones by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 16:00 OCT 4 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 07:30 OCT 7 KPAL STRAP IN 06:08 ... Read on »
One month since I died by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Well it’s been one month since I was dead… Thats all I really am going to say right now Please keep following the LIVE BLOG for f ... Read on »
BREAKING NEWS PSYCH COMMITMENT by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Heading to hospital don’t know when I will be back…. Thick pvc straps are nice though I want these on me bed at home. ... Read on »
Trach nerdlog & GTA V unboxing coming by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] You know I’ve been an aviation nerd ever since I was real little…  These trach logs are as precise if not more precise than a fligh ... Read on »
I Died on August 21st 2013, but I am back. How did I die? Unboxing my new Wrist / Ankle weights,... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] (Post subject to radical editing and changes until this tag removed. Updated at 11:41 AM SEPT 4) PHOTOS PENDING   In a co ... Read on »
Pump log & Mass back posts by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] I got my baclofen pump refilled yesterday. Here’s the log. STRAP IN 1:25 PM (Approximated) DEPART PGH 1:30 PM (Approximated) ... Read on »
Got my Drivers License & Back To The Club & Walking FAQ, Funding Crisis, Help Now! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me and my new drivers license On Monday we went to the DMV and I took my drivers test. At first arrival to the DMV I was ne ... Read on »
Happy Birthday to Me & Trach Countdown by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Birthday pictures coming soon… They will be in another post later today! Well… This years birthday was good, but could have bee ... Read on »
Trach Log & Birthday Photos & Yay Cards! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Here is the trach change log from Friday. STRAP IN 1:06 PM STRAPPED IN 1:10 PM DEPART PGH 1:15 PM ARRIVE LGH 1:45 PM RE ... Read on »
More backlog!!! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] The backlog doesn’t seem to be getting smaller for me. It’s getting BIGGER. The backlog of stuff to edit and post is now up to 11 v ... Read on »
7-11 on 7-11 YUM & Rehab continues… Damn you photos, and you too video! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me @ 7-11 As you can see from the smiling photo above I hit 7-11 on the way to the health club on my bike. Sweet slurpee, y ... Read on »
Trach journal July by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] OK so I have no countdown clock or song for this Trach change nothing. Why? Well ITS FREAKING 5 AM AND WE HAVE TO BE AT THE HOS ... Read on »