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Strapples Patient Expert

Palatine, Illinois
I was born on August 8th 1991. Two or more weeks premature. I spent the first three and a half years of my life in a Romanian orphanage, on the third year one of the caretakers attempted to kill me by throwing me down the stairs for complaining that she was stealing food. I suffered a Traumatic... Full Bio
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Got my Drivers License & Back To The Club & Walking FAQ, Funding Crisis, Help Now! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me and my new drivers license On Monday we went to the DMV and I took my drivers test. At first arrival to the DMV I was ne ... Read on »
Happy Birthday to Me & Trach Countdown by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Birthday pictures coming soon… They will be in another post later today! Well… This years birthday was good, but could have bee ... Read on »
Trach Log & Birthday Photos & Yay Cards! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Here is the trach change log from Friday. STRAP IN 1:06 PM STRAPPED IN 1:10 PM DEPART PGH 1:15 PM ARRIVE LGH 1:45 PM RE ... Read on »
More backlog!!! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] The backlog doesn’t seem to be getting smaller for me. It’s getting BIGGER. The backlog of stuff to edit and post is now up to 11 v ... Read on »
7-11 on 7-11 YUM & Rehab continues… Damn you photos, and you too video! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me @ 7-11 As you can see from the smiling photo above I hit 7-11 on the way to the health club on my bike. Sweet slurpee, y ... Read on »
Trach journal July by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] OK so I have no countdown clock or song for this Trach change nothing. Why? Well ITS FREAKING 5 AM AND WE HAVE TO BE AT THE HOS ... Read on »
BREAKING: Power outage sets everything back a few more days by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Blogging and working Emergency Ops Lovely, yesterday we were sitting in a sauna the most of the afternoon, worse was the ai ... Read on »
Coming Soon, Alin’s Recovery like Duck Recovery from AFLAC and heaps of others by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate]   Well some of you have been part of a ‘bleeding edge’ news area. That bleeding edge area would be my Facebook page. I hav ... Read on »
OS X Mavericks Beta… Proceed with caution by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Restore from Time Machine Tempted around all the hype of OS X Mavericks… Want it so bad that you will download a pirated de ... Read on »
Trach Countdown, to the wire! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Alright so I am very late on getting this trach countdown up. Actually to the point I am counting down to something that is only 4 ... Read on »
Trach Changed, Check the O.R by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Dr O’Leary showed up able to fill my pump. Yay. STRAP IN 10:00 AM APPROX DEPART PGH 10:09 AM ARRIVE LGH 10:42 AM REGISTER ... Read on »
Sick Addy get well, Mel3 3 years, Amandas Birthday, The Crip of Liberty, lots of fun by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Woah, where to start. So much stuff been going on here in my life recently… GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY. Too much at once. Oh well ... Read on »
Mental Trackpad = New Machine, Unboxing, Microsoft Mistake & Amanda does a impression of me &... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Laptop with Mouse If you work for Apple and your reading this… LISTEN UP!!! If you don’t work for Apple well then treat ... Read on »
Switching timezones to fix my sleep, Some videos by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] British Summer TIme Remember several years ago my brain ended up running in CET (Central Europe Time) coinciding with germany ... Read on »
Tracheostomy Changed… Weird sleep. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] 10:03 AM STRAP IN 10:09 AM STRAPPED IN 10:19 AM DEPART PGH 10:47 AM ARRIVE LGH 10:50 AM REGISTERING 10:55 AM REGISTERED ... Read on »
Trach Countdown, heap of videos, loads of photos coming by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Alright, you know what time it is. It’s trach time, which means, time for a countdown.   11:30 AM today is when I will be g ... Read on »
My wheelchair could get harder to get upgrades for here in IL… & Veterinary emergency / WTF! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Well, Medicare is making record breaking cuts on wheelchairs and rehab equipment. Now it’s Illinois Medicaid’s turn and you kno ... Read on »
SARC Dinner Club Chevy’s April 2013, Stop CISPA by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Welcome SARC members and all hams. I’m going to go around the table and this will be just like a net initially only we’re all here ... Read on »
Baclofen Pump CODE RED monitor post by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] As of today my baclofen pump is now beeping and it caused a serious suicidal depressive crash this morning. I told the doctor to RE ... Read on »
A Totolly awesome dental experience by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate]   Yesterday I had to go to the dentist because I had a few teeth bothering me. That dentist is Dr. Toto cause he is one of the ... Read on »