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Strapples Patient Expert

Palatine, Illinois
I was born on August 8th 1991. Two or more weeks premature. I spent the first three and a half years of my life in a Romanian orphanage, on the third year one of the caretakers attempted to kill me by throwing me down the stairs for complaining that she was stealing food. I suffered a Traumatic... Full Bio
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$186,100 Dollars in one room… Why is the industry like this.. More rant coming soon... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Shown above is a video of me showing where my drugs, gear, and Noms (food) are at in my room. It’s kind of funny how my room ... Read on »
10 days with my girlfriend… Heavenly… by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me and Michelle Alright all, some of you might know MyBigMouth here on my blog or Angel Bird or Michelle in other places, that ... Read on »
10.6 Snow Leopard on my MacBook Pro by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities I got Snow Leopard for free from Apple due to my membership in the Beta program. Yay! See the video above for more information. I have had it installed since Wed ... Read on »
12 Days of Christmas Wheelchair style, Wheelchair Strapsplained, Happy Fracking New Year, Blinky... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Finally the pundits responsibile for the whole copyright escapade on my video RELEASED THEIR CRAP last Monday, mind you I know ... Read on »
2012 Holiday Cards starting with Valentines day and 2012 January Stats by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Michelle's Valentines Day Card Well it might not be a holiday for many but it is for some. And it’s a classic in school classr ... Read on »
6 hours off my ventilator, the first time. kissing my vent by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities o Me kissing my ventilator after a long time off Your probably wondering why the hell I am found kissing my ventil ... Read on »
7-11 on 7-11 YUM & Rehab continues… Damn you photos, and you too video! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me @ 7-11 As you can see from the smiling photo above I hit 7-11 on the way to the health club on my bike. Sweet slurpee, y ... Read on »
A boat of news to come. ATIA today! Pre-Orders OPEN! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities Well theres a big boat of news to come after I speak at ATIA today. I will post all that as soon as possible. PRE ORDERS FOR ... Read on »
A crappy ER Trip by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities The code was declared at 4:28 pm one hour after giving a suppository In hopes of getting a bowel movement today ambulance arrived at 4:32 ... Read on »
A fancy dinner at Texas-De-Brazil by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities Me on the lift at home Today we went to dinner at Texas-De-Brazil which is a Brazilian steak house thingi. They had lots of cool stuff there, I drank a Virgin Bloody ... Read on »
A hot sweaty day in Long Grove by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities Hot and sweaty me Yesterday I had a lot of fun going to Long Grove to Beans & Leaves for one of moms Saturday concerts. I let dad do sound because the bushes there co ... Read on »
A leathery birthday surprise yay!!! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities Squished super super tight but happy as can be! yay pressure Today I got two surprises in the mail, well yesterday one ... Read on »
A little bit of downtime! by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities We had a big software glitch up with our caching system and its all fixed now. any more problems report them to me thanks Emily for r ... Read on »
A Megapost… Tracheostomy vid, Sensory Stimulation in my wheelchair, and Photo-Optic... by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities Alright everyone, ya have not heard from me for a bit. That’s cause I have been busy with a lot of things! Some old things are i ... Read on »
A new AAC device coming to the market, Handwave? and Mac FAIL by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities HandWave G1 Prototype Shown above is a censored image showing a communication device that works based on simple ... Read on »
A new Oxygen Concentrator from Walgreens… Oxygen Week? by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Old Vs New Concentrator (click for pics) Looks like this week is Outage Week  and Oxygen Week  cause first came a crap load of ... Read on »
A new page under the radar by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities Rants page on my site You may have noticed over the weekend I made a new video, specifically about the rip off situation I am having with my pulse oximeter and Apria. ... Read on »
A new way of reporting monthly stats, by the way site is back up by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities Alinssite.info April 2010 Disabledplanet april 2010 Like the new enhanced and streamlinedd stats repo ... Read on »
A night at Gregs house, and SEVO COUNTDOWN by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] 2 Spazzes in a pod Well last night I finally got to do something out of the house for the first time independently and sociabl ... Read on »
A properly fitting G-Tube by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities Yay! Correctly fitting G-Tube Yesterday morning we inserted my new correctly fitting G-Tube, why is it correct fitting, it looks the same from above you ask. If yo ... Read on »