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Strapples Patient Expert

Palatine, Illinois
I was born on August 8th 1991. Two or more weeks premature. I spent the first three and a half years of my life in a Romanian orphanage, on the third year one of the caretakers attempted to kill me by throwing me down the stairs for complaining that she was stealing food. I suffered a Traumatic... Full Bio
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Birthday Week Starting & MRI & Photos and video work by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] It’s mah birthday week now! August 8th is my birthday. I’m going to alter my front page on my website and my Facebook to show my ... Read on »
MRI LOG Aug 4 2014 by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 3:35 PM AUG 1 SCAN TIME SCHEDULED FOR 2:00 PM AUG 4 KPAL STRAP IN 12:26 PM AUG 4 FAA FLIGHT STATUS CHANG ... Read on »
Trach Log, July 28th – Dads Birthday by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 4:35 PM JUL 25 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 8:45 AM JUL 28 KPAL STRAP IN 7:13 AM JUL 28 FAA FLIGHT STATUS CHANG ... Read on »
Pump Log July 24th… Careful how you knock me out.. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 4:35 PM JUL 23 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 8:15 AM JUL 24 KPAL STRAP IN 6:48 AM JUL 24 FAA FLIGHT STATUS CHANG ... Read on »
Trach Log June 30th 2014 and a new song, OR #1 late post by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 4:35 PM MAY 30 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 8:45 AM JUN 2 KPAL STRAP IN 7:43 AM JUN 2 FAA FLIGHT STATUS CHANGED ... Read on »
Welp… that job ended up in the toilet. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Well that driving job you heard about ended up in the toilet pretty fast. On june 5th I terminated my employment for the woman at ... Read on »
Trach Log June 2014 by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 4:35 PM MAY 30 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 8:45 AM JUN 2 KPAL STRAP I ... Read on »
Got a job… for real this time by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Well I got a job for real this time. Unlike my April Fools 2014 gag with the DJ job. This isn’t your glitzy glamorous DJ job ... Read on »
Apple Certified & Contacting me.. DO IT RIGHT!!! % I GOT WEBCASTED by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Alright! I got awesome news, and unlike this years April Fools, its actually genuine. On Tuesday I decided to take the plunge ... Read on »
PUMP LOG MAY 2014 and photos and videos catching up…. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 3:35 PM MAY 14 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 7:15 AM MAY 15 KPAL STRAP ... Read on »
Trach Log MAY 2014 – Photos / Videos / ARGH! and sedate me maybe coming in June by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 4:23 PM MAY 1 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 9:15 AM MAY 2 KPAL STRAP IN ... Read on »
Really out of it…. Ugh by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Me at 4 AM… Woah… I am really out of it this month.. Usually by now you’d see the freaking blog post with the log of ... Read on »
PNC – Head DJ by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] My new DJ decks! PNC (Palatine Night Club) literally located a few blocks from my house has just opened its doors as of yester ... Read on »
Reviewing how contact works & Sorting. by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Alright so it seems like some people are not understanding that if they do not provide their E-Mail I CANNOT CONTACT THEM. A phon ... Read on »
TRACH LOG MARCH by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 16:00 FEB 28 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 12:30 MAR 3 FAA FLIGHT STATU ... Read on »
PUMP LOG FEBRUARY 2014 by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 16:00 FEB 26 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 9:15 FEB 27 FAA FLIGHT STATU ... Read on »
TRACH LOG FEBRUARY by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if the i different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 16:00 JAN 31 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 9:15 FEB 3 KPAL STRAP ... Read on »
TRACH LOG JANUARY by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE  CREATED JAN 9 FAA SCHEDULE ACTIVE JAN 13 KPAL STRAP IN 8:56 AM K ... Read on »
CODE BLUE by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] A CODE BLUE HAS BEEN DECLARED – BACLOFEN PUMP ALARM Read on »
Trach Log for December by Strapples Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Physical & Mental Disabilities [Translate] Source / item / time / date if different FAA SCHEDULE CREATED 16:00 NOV 29 OR TIME SCHEDULED FOR 9:30 DEC 2 KPAL STRAP IN 07: ... Read on »