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A Haphazard Conversation with a Merciless God by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I grabbed my omnipresent comfort items for Dialysis and was about to slam the door to my truck when He appeared out of nowhere. At first I thought he was a homeless guy jus ... Read on »

Mindless Stacy Trivia by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I was forwarded this by a friend and instead of forwarding it on (which I despise doing) I instead felt it was my duty as an e-mailing American to answer the following dopey q ... Read on »

Leading By Example by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I have informed every staff member at Dialysis who doesn't find me creepy and repugnant (I'm talking to you Angelic Blonde Babe) that I have some instructions that must be str ... Read on »

The Circular Evaporation of Minimal Hope by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Dialysis is a terminal thief of time and success. It abhors those who possess the will and drive to ignore it's impulse to detract from one's own potential. The first eigh ... Read on »

Jesus Take the Wheel by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure The lyrics from Carrie Underwood's big-time, blockbuster, no-holds-barred chart burner were wandering aimlessly through my head, trying to form new sentences that would guid ... Read on »

Stacy Dialysis Course 101 by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Lo, these last twenty-five months, I have learned from experience the ways of the Dialysis Experience. Let me share them with you now... 1) If you hold your access arm ... Read on »

Odyssey 5 by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure The talking media heads that blather on about the movie industry can't seem to determine why the box office looks to be bleeding internally and taking ticket receipts with i ... Read on »

Happy "I Left the Womb Day" Redux by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure So today was another birthday mired by fate and transgressions that never occured. But let me explain. The Eternal Dread of the Stacy Birthday began when I awoke to a ... Read on »

Highly Illogical by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure My best friend has had some difficulty with his Mac computer. I used to use Mac's back in college, but since we use nothing but Windows compatible PC's in the radio industr ... Read on »

Wacky Parental Units by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I love visiting my parents. Any issues I may have had with either of them have long since evaporated and what remains is a huge anticipation for joining them at the drop of ... Read on »

Themz Blessings on Da Floor by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I know I haven't blogged in quite some time. I've been somewhat numb, for whatever reason. I had writers block keeping me from entering my blog. It was as high as the p ... Read on »

An Open Letter to My Blog by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Hello "Stacy Without An E" blog, how are you? Please face me when I'm talking to you. I know, I know, I KNOW! I haven't been paying you any attention lately and I'm s ... Read on »

Antagonistic Characters in a Ballistic World by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I've put on four pounds. Now if I were of normal stature (translation: tall) and normal weight (over 125lbs) this wouldn't be a big dealio. But four pounds is roughtly ... Read on »

Radiothonics by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure The past two days have nearly wiped out any reserve of energy I had stored in the toenail of my ingrown toe. I know. I agree. Ewww. We recently wrapped 48 hours of b ... Read on »

MediDontCare by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I have wasted the last two days allowing the government institution known as "MediCare" to freely and purposely devour my cell phone minutres. You think this program is h ... Read on »

The Crest of the Listener Wave by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Most of the time people really piss me off. Somewhere in the mid-80's, this country adopted a "fuck you, please me" attitude where it was every soul for themselves. Th ... Read on »

The Stacy Dating Attempt 2007 by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Right around the turn of the New Year, I will be celebrating just a little bit more than usual because the Stacy Blue Devil Truckmobile will FINALLY be paid off. That fre ... Read on »

Vomitorium by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I'm sorry I've been absent from my ever lonesome blog. But it's been a helluva September so far. My body has decided that Dialysis isn't enough of a hellish burden (two ... Read on »

The Metamorphosis of White Pumpkin by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I snuck the unsuspecting White Pumpkin into my office and closed the door softly, but quickly. White Pumpkin was looking forward to his first carving. "Can I be a happy ... Read on »

The Stacy Dialysis Reality Check by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert

Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I've been approached by one of the nursing students to do a case study on what it truly feels like to be a Dialysis Patient. She caught me on a bad day. Here is ho ... Read on »

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