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"30 Rock" Kidney Now! by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Thanks to Kelly Talbert (a fellow Dialysis/kidney patient) for posting this video on her Facebook page. I can't think of a better video to post on my Fifth Anniversary of suf ... Read on »
$3657.08 And Counting by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure That's how much the student loan type people still want from me before they forgive the fact that I borrowed the money in the first place. The first question th ... Read on »
'Twas the Night Before Christmas @ Dialysis by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the clinic, Everyone was cleansing, even the cynics. The filters were hung by the machines with such care, That woman in ... Read on »
345 and Counting... by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure As the first day of the New Year begins unabated I find that my yearly does of bronchitis has made its yearly visit. Although it's early this year. Probably mi ... Read on »
4 Humans = 1 Stacy by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure It takes a ridiculously massive amount of wasted time to plan a vacation. Don't get me wrong, I love my job. And I'm glad I have a number of different tasks ev ... Read on »
49 Things That Don't Suck by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure 1. Cute nurses in lab coats. 2. BLT's with extra "B." 3. Every single hilarious episode of "The Office." 4. Freshly cleaned sheets. 5. A ... Read on »
5 Reasons Why You Won't Date Me by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure 1. I'm 5'7" in height. Women today seem to be obsessed with men that tower over them. This leads to them suffering from debilitating neck strains. Wouldn't it be n ... Read on »
5 Year Anniversary of Hell by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure On May 16, 2009 I marked five years of achingly annoying and highly horrific Dialysis treatments. I was diagnosed once again with my long lost companion, End Stage Renal ... Read on »
50 Random Things About Stacy by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Stacy has lately been sleeping roughly three hours a night, eating one meal a day and losing lots of blood at Dialysis, so yeah, we copied this from Facebook. Stacy will relay ... Read on »
60 Seconds In the True Life of a Dialysis Patient by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Occasionally people muster enough compassion and curiosity to ask what's it like to be on Dialysis. This fantastic clip from the last few episodes of "ER" epitomize it beau ... Read on »
A Dialysis Christmas Miracle by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure The following is a letter I wrote to our Clinical Manager on December 8, 2008: I am writing in regards to the recently updated Patient Rights & Responsibilities printout th ... Read on »
A Grand Day Out With the Greek Goddess by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure If you had asked me after the first year of experiencing the force of nature that is the Greek Goddess if we'd still be friends today, I would have said you need massive a ... Read on »
A Haphazard Conversation with a Merciless God by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I grabbed my omnipresent comfort items for Dialysis and was about to slam the door to my truck when He appeared out of nowhere. At first I thought he was a homeless guy jus ... Read on »
A Raw Nerve at the End of a Bleeding Vein by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Dialysis is abhorrent. A virus upon humanity. A festering cyst of insanity. Disgraceful and disgusting, lacking any and all social decorum. Its home to drug addicts, crim ... Read on »
An Open Letter to My Blog by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Hello "Stacy Without An E" blog, how are you? Please face me when I'm talking to you. I know, I know, I KNOW! I haven't been paying you any attention lately and I'm s ... Read on »
An Open Letter to My Dialysis Neighbor by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Hello Rude Dialysis Neighbor, Yeah, it's me again, Skinny Radio Boy. I give you a less than enthusiastic look as I pass you by because I know for the next three hours ... Read on »
An Open Letter to My Fellow Dialysis Patients Regarding the State of the Bathroom by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure People often ask why I rail against the patients of my clinic so harshly. To put if succinctly: they're neandarthal pigs. The following is a list of random occurence ... Read on »
An Open Letter to the Parking Lot Criminals @ Dialysis by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Sometimes I have incredible timing without even trying. Sometimes the Universe seems like its on my side, if only for a few fleeting moments. One of those occurrences ... Read on »
And On the Sixth Day, He Created Farts, Just for Fun by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure When God was creating Man in his own image, there are certain personal humorous touches he wished to add to entertain Himself when He needed a break from Creation. ... Read on »
Antagonistic Characters in a Ballistic World by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I've put on four pounds. Now if I were of normal stature (translation: tall) and normal weight (over 125lbs) this wouldn't be a big dealio. But four pounds is roughtly ... Read on »