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Fitfully, Frightfully, Frantically by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I'm trying to make sense of it all.  Everything.  Completely.  Without regret. And yet, it escapes me. Dialysis has been rambunctious lately.  He waits, diligently, co ... Read on »
The Evildoers of Dialysis by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure If you're about to start Dialysis, there is one absolutely, positively, unbridaled fact that no one will tell you. Not the nurses. Not your nephrologist. No one in t ... Read on »
The Pain of Lidocaine by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I am a wimp. A fool. A terrestrial being with nothing extra about him. For what seems like an exponential lifetime, I have been a Dialysis patient. There is no B.D. ... Read on »
In the Beginning by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure There was a rambunctious Sperm and a reclusive Ovum. The Sperm was charming and funny. The Ovum, quiet, yet intelligent. And a little wacky. There were rivers of Sperm an ... Read on »
The Terrific Tale of the Transplant Listiversary by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Through the folds of imagination and misery, please travel back with me to the wily time of March 2004. Spring was blossoming into a ravishing young woman, about to ... Read on »
The Few, The Proud, The Commenters by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure The long, forboding shadow of loneliness drapes itself over each and every Dialysis patient. Before you know it, "I'm turning in early tonight" morphs into "I can't go o ... Read on »
Stacy's Dictatorial Rules of Dialysis by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Deplorable masses of protoplasm soaking up government checks with giggly abandon. Former meth heads and miscreants whose kidneys are presently shriveled, lifeless mush. ... Read on »
The Vanquishing of Redneck Douchebag Fucktard by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I really like Smiley, Happy Clinic Manager. I've had interaction with her before, when she was a Nurse on the clinic floor. She always seemed to possess the perfect personal ... Read on »
Gelatinous Mom & 40ish Mamma's Boy by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Over the history of this absolutely, ridiculously true record of the antics at your local, all-American, torcherous Dialysis clinic, I have introduced you to some interestin ... Read on »
My Soul, Is Bled by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure My Soul bleeds for Red Kisses from formidable women. The passionate kind you take to your grave. My Soul bleeds of Childhood, once rich and fulfilling. Yanked from my exi ... Read on »
The 20-Something Barrage by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure To delineate the present, I must expose the past. I'm fuzzy on the time table (for time slows to a bloody crawl where Dialysis is concerned) so lets just say "two ye ... Read on »
Hopefully Hopeful Hope by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Hope can be a perilous thing. Too little, and Despair crawls out from the depths of your Soul and mires you downward. Too much, and you're a delusional fool. On ... Read on »
An Open Letter to the Parking Lot Criminals @ Dialysis by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Sometimes I have incredible timing without even trying. Sometimes the Universe seems like its on my side, if only for a few fleeting moments. One of those occurrences ... Read on »
The Dialysis Crystal Ball by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I am really disheartened by my Dialysis clinic lately. And, as usual, it comes down to the Almighty Dollar. I imagine the Clinic Manger and the Board of Directors sitt ... Read on »
Glomerulonephritis: The Musical by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure As the final guests envelope their seats, they have no idea they are about to bare witness to something extraordinary, finite and beautiful. Whether you believe the theat ... Read on »
The Stacy Dialysis Patient Awards 2010 by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure I often have people of the internet persuasion ask me why I'm so angry at the patients at my clinic all the time. For those of you not on Dialysis, let me answer hypothet ... Read on »
The Precious Toll of Dialysis by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure 5 years, 9 months and one week. Such an arbitrary amount of time. Its all mine. And yet, it isn't. It was ripped from the fabric of my life and morphed into an alt ... Read on »
A Raw Nerve at the End of a Bleeding Vein by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Dialysis is abhorrent. A virus upon humanity. A festering cyst of insanity. Disgraceful and disgusting, lacking any and all social decorum. Its home to drug addicts, crim ... Read on »
Dialysis Uncensored by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure You're going to regret reading this entry once you're finished. The smell on the clinic floor is foul, filled with anguish and death and numerous other substances I'd rat ... Read on »
50 Random Things About Stacy by Stacy Without An E .. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Kidney Failure Stacy has lately been sleeping roughly three hours a night, eating one meal a day and losing lots of blood at Dialysis, so yeah, we copied this from Facebook. Stacy will relay ... Read on »