A hot guy on my lips as I take a whiff of his delicious scent. One that I can undress from top to toe -- anytime, anywhere. I can have them on their own or both at the same time.
Life doesn't get any better than this. Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss -- Every girl's must-have. I love shamelessly objectifying men and I love Urban Decay even more for coming up with this ingenious idea. Love goes to Kahani too for introducing her man, Eric!
"Undress our men with the flick of your wrist! Inside the cap of our custom tube is a photo of a yummy man. Tilt the tube back-and-forth to strip them to their undies! (We've even included front and rear photos.) Whether you swoon for a future senator or a tree-hugger, one of our men is sure to please you." -- Urban Decay
With ten hunks to choose from, there's a hottie for every girl. Each guy comes with a story 'cause we girls appreciate more than just good looks. What's interesting is that they're not mere characters but real life people. Check out the other men here and let me know which one you desire!
Meet my two boy toys, Max and Kirk.
"Laid back and ready to get tubed, Max loves being salty and wet, and puts his all into making you feel swell. Undress him with a flick of your wrist and watch the tide rise."
Obtainable or not, I like a guy who loves the sun and the sea. There's really nothing sexier than running my hands through beach-waved hair and tasting salty skin in the midst of an ocean breeze. I like 'em roasted, not steamed.
"When he isn't out running the trails with his two chocolate labs, enviro-activist Kirk is finishing his master's in sustainable architecture. Undress him when you two feel like getting eco-friendly."
He loves the environment and isn't afraid to get dirty with nature. AND he has TWO labs. I'd take cargo shorts over primp and proper, any day.
There's an instruction on the back of the tube to rub the strip and release mate-attracting pheromones. I highly doubt that it works but it's a fun idea nonetheless! Maybe it doesn't work for people who already have mates...
The tube unique design of the tube is somewhat flat so that it wouldn't ruin the aesthetics of your jeans when you pop this into your pocket. It's certainly a very thoughtful design! As you (un)screw the guy, the wand pops out with a small brush attached to its end for a precise application.
Kirk is a sheer nude with a warm toasty tint that resembles the color of his skin. There's no shimmer but the gloss is packed with glossy shine. On its own, it gives just a hint of color but I usually prefer to apply it over lipsticks in place of a clear gloss.
Max is a pinky nude also without shimmer and so my color. The color's quite opaque so if you're not the kind who's into really nude colors, this would look freaky. As much as I love the color, I have limited use with this because it can make me look rather pale unless I pair it with strong eye makeup.
The Pocket Rocket glosses are non-sticky, smooth and comfortable to wear. It doesn't have that annoying thickness and heaviness that many glosses have. There's really nothing that I don't love about these glosses.
Oh, and another thing that I LOVE about them is the delicious scent that reminds me of creme brulee. It smells so realistic with its slightly burnt smell that it reminds me of the actual dessert or even bread pudding. Don't I miss a good bread pudding...
Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss retails for USD$19. Again, it's a product from the US and it's not available in Malaysia. However, since we'll be getting Sephora soon, perhaps there's a chance that we'll get this here too!
Urban Decay is on a Pocket Rocket Manhunt , looking for two new hunks to grace the caps of their fantastic glosses. Go over and vote for your favorites! FYI, "Pocket Rocket" is slang for a vibrator or dildo...