I’m an avid fan of self-tanner…but for some reason I’m currently whiter than a polar bear. Normally, I’m okay with being tan. Nicole Kidman looks like Caspar, and she’s beautiful, right? (Of course, I am no Nicole Kidman. Hmph.) Maybe it’s ’cause I’m lazy, maybe it’s ’cause…well, I’m lazy…but I haven’t been able to bring myself to do the whole regimen—shave, exfoliate, moisturize and self-tan—in weeks. I can do three out of four at any given time, but the whole routine is just overwhelming. What do you want from me? It’s August. (My birthday month! Um, not that I’m hinting you should send me gifts or anything.)When I do occasionally self-tan—usually in months like November or February, when only people who live in California or vacation in St. Barths have actual color—I stick with tried and true favorites: Lancome Flash Bronzer Self-Tanner for Legs (an old boss swears by it, to use all over your body) and L’Oreal Sublime Bronze Gel in Medium/Deep (dries instantly, develops into the perfect, streak-free, you’ve-obviously-been-at-the-beach-color). Love.I’ve heard whisperings that Origins, Philosophy and Fake Bake have excellent self-tanners, too. Maybe someday, eventually, in the future, I will finally get around to trying them. For now, I’m just pretending I don’t care that there’s a very bright glare reflecting off of my arms and legs.