Regardless of whether Baby Cambridge is a girl or a boy, Mini HRH is going to inherit the throne, which is a pretty big deal. 2012! Eliminating male-preference primogeniture! Making progress, people!
For some reason, I feel like they’re destined to have a girl, but I have absolutely zero factual basis for this. I do think a Queen would be great for England: after Elizabeth goes to the great throne in the sky, we’ll have two Kings: both Charles and then William. (Any child of theirs probably won’t take the throne until somewhere around 2050 or 2060 anyway, by which time Baby Cambridge will be middle-aged.) Historically, England has flourished under Queens, and methinks that a daughter born of Kate and William would have so much Unicorn Rainbow Sunshine in her blood that the British Empire will surely reconquer the world.
Oh, right. The names. If it’s a girl, they’re reportedly going to make the middle names Elizabeth and Diana. I feel like they’d go old fashioned for the first name and pick an oldie but goodie from the British royal archives: maybe Amelia, Alexandra, Charlotte, Eleanor or, yes, Victoria.
Victoria Elizabeth Diana…it has a regal ring to it, no?
If it’s a boy? I imagine they’ll be straightforward and have the middle names as Charles Michael Philip. The first name is a bit harder, but my guesses are Edward, Nicholas or Robert.
We shall see, eh? Baby Cambridge for the win!