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Posted Nov 05 2008 12:00am
Debbie Wasabi walks into the room and sees a deliciously mysterious dude at the bar. She unbuttoned another blouse button and goes up to him...

Debbie: Hello...
Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?

Debbie: Um, sure?
Debbie: How's that?

Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!

Debbie: Hey, what's your friggin problem? I just stuck my hand down your pants and now you're gonna kill me? Way to say "Thank you".

Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

Debbie: Just because you look insanely sexy doesn't give you the right to be an asshole! Who do you think you are?

Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.

Debbie: I was hoping that it would be nice to meet you but after that stunt you pulled... Anyway, I'm Debbie. What drink are you gonna buy me, Mr. Bond?

Bond: Vodka Martini.

Debbie: Thanks but I think I'd prefer a Cosmo.

Bond: Right now I think you're the only person I can trust.

Debbie: So... you wanna go get funky monkey?

Bond: Yes, considerably.

(Quoted from Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace)

I'm not missing out on a special screening of one of the most anticipated movie of the year!

NuffNang and GoMobile joined forces to bring us this special screening by The Ultimate Mobile Lifestyle Event of the Year.

As if anticipating the movie isn't exciting enough, we get to...
  • Be one of the first people in the country to watch it
  • Stand a chance (regardless of how slim!)of winning a mobile phone or an mp3 player on movie day
  • Score free tickets!
Let's hope I'll get as lucky as Debbie and maybe I'll have a date with Bond this coming Sunday!

Tutorial on this Seventies Bond Girl look coming soon... Real soon...
*Cue Bond theme song*

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