This week, I sent Deenie to Bliss to check out the Fat Girl Slim line and get a massage (tough life, eh?). Her report, here:
”Jolie readers: Because you’re so beauty-savvy, you won’t be surprised to see me gush over Bliss Spa. With 8 locations across the U.S., one opening in Scottsdale, a spa in London and locations soon coming to Doha and Hong Kong, Bliss has become a household name since the early 90’s. Bliss isn’t your average walk-in, lie down, drop-your-pants and get waxed where-the-sun-don’t-shine spa. They lend you a robe and flip flops! Give you a locker! Stuff you with brownies and lemon water! I fell in love with their Triple Oxygen Facial and Brazilian Bikini Wax long ago, but recently have been introduced to their fabulous at home spa solutions. It’s beach time (although Nadine has been enjoying Los Angeles sun for months, grumbles the pale New Yorker), and that means skinny time. Thankfully Bliss knows how to help a girl out when she just can’t do any more sit-ups or stand to eat another grilled chicken salad (dressing on the side).
Fat Girl Slim and the Love Handler are the first two of Bliss’s cellulite busting creams in the Fat Girl line. Intended for use during the day, Bliss claims the Love Handler is a “liquid workout for lazy abdominals, with 8 hour release caffeine and energizing amino acids.” A sister to the LH, Fat Girl Slim works similarly but with QuSome-encapsulated caffeine molecules and can be used from the neck down. Completing the trifecta, a new sister is born—and born to sleep. Just released a few days ago, Fat Girl Sleep is packed with Bliss’s slenderiZZZe complex and has a lovely lavender scent with which you can rub you flub before slipping under your sheets. Overnight, dimple diminishers are released to help you take full advantage of your 8 hours…or 6 (let’s be honest).
And while we’re talking summer, Bliss and Philips have just released a Bikini Perfect kit - your own at-home hair removal kit for those times you poor (or lazy) moments. More cool new Bliss products to keep you looking young and skinny are available online. But until next time, good night and good luck.”