I’ve been using Jergens Natural Glow Foaming Daily Moisturizer for the past week, and I’m digging it.  It’s under $10, dries in seconds, and is easy to rub in lazily and haphazardly thanks to the foam formulation.  It bills itself as non-streaking, but the sunless tan marketers of the world have obviously never met yours truly.  (There’s not a “streak-free” self-tanner in existence that I can’t persuade to look a little wonky and runny on my legs or wrists!  It’s a gift!) 

Still, I like it–it’s pretty much goof proof, and the Fair to Medium shade is natural enough on my albino skin that I’ll forgive the curdled milk smell.  Hey, you win some, you lose some.  But seriously, beauty companies.  How hard is it to make a sunless tanner that doesn’t stink you up?  Let’s get some innovation going, people.  (Yes, yes, I know that plenty of tanners claim to smell like roses and angel breath, but I have a super sensitive nose, and they still smell like rotting corpses to me.  Yummy!)