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Wait a Minute… That’s No Mile Marker!

Posted Jul 19 2013 10:21am

Dateline – Salisbury, Maryland :

A man suspected of a years-long public defecation spree in his Maryland neighborhood is facing a criminal rap after he was caught on videotape relieving himself in the driveway of a former police officer.

When confronted by cops, Kelly Ervin, 48, offered a bizarre explanation, according to police. Ervin reported that he goes running almost every day around 4 AM, and when he hits the two-mile mark, “he has to have a bowel movement.”

As such, Ervin said he carries toilet paper with him and “defecates wherever his 2 mile mark is,”  according to a court filing .

Another hat tip to Frayed Laces , your global source for running poop news.

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