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Start Training Now for the Zombie Apocalypse

Posted Apr 07 2011 11:47am

Two great things that go great together are running and zombies , but this takes it to an entirely new level.

The inaugural Run For Your Lives 5k trail run and obstacle course will be held on October 22 in Darlington, Maryland. Not only will you have to clear the obstacles (including The Terrible Tubes), but you will have to avoid pursuing zombies. In the FAQs section, one question is “How should I train for the face?” The reply is: “Run. Watch zombie movies. Run some more.”

This might seem like just another zombie run, albeit well-organized, but it also involves the world’s first public relations firm with a zombie marketing division .

The first of its kind in the U.S. – and possibly the world – the MGH Zombie Marketing Division is designed to connect brands to these strong, single-minded decision makers (aka, Zombies), as well as engage zombie enthusiasts and those developing products and services for the eventual zombie apocalypse.

Although the elusive and sometimes dangerous zombie market has long been ignored, that’s about to change. This emerging market – one of the fastest-growing and slowest-moving in the world – is projected to comprise 80% – 90% of the population given a viral or curse outbreak. Many experts believe this could happen as early as next year (December 21, 2012).

And MGH Zombie Marketing will be there every step of the way to the apocalypse. By providing insights into zombie behavior, decision-making and purchases, we’ll be able to help your business market its products and services to the zombie audience with a full range of capabilities, including advertising, social media marketing, public relations and more.

Get started now. Use your legs and you’ll save your brains.

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