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REVIEW: Where do jokes go to die? A HAUNTED HOUSE. No, that wasn't my own botched attempt at a joke, it's just a fact; this parody movie wouldn't know a clever joke, pun or sight gag if it happened upon one by accident. The brainchild of Marlon Wayans, who has tried his hand at goofing on horror movies before with the first two SCARY MOVIE flicks, this cheap and dull product is like a consistent assault on your patience and, eventually, your will to live.
A HAUNTED HOUSE's supposed goal is to thoroughly skewer the found footage genre, mostly the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY films, with a side of BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and THE DEVIL INSIDE. (That's the extent of Wayans and his co-writer Rick Alvarez's found footage knowledge.) However, as the movie is mainly a series of fart, genital, race and gender jokes, it's obvious that it doesn't have anything subversive or intelligent to say about the genre itself - it's just inserting a lot of crude idiocy and shakily filming it on a set that looks a lot like the first PARANORMAL ACTIVITY location.