Rich bastards commission their own portraits, so why can't poor freaks like moi? Hana Ihaya, my step-daughter (technically, my former step-daughter; why don't I just call her my daughter? Right. Fine), is an extremely talented artist and cook. She'd make a great wife if we weren't related -- and if marriage wasn't...oh, don't get me started. Anyway, Hana did this portrait of me as a Christmas gift. I think it's pretty awesome, don't you? Hire her. You won't be disappointed. Check out her Web site at:
Rich bastards commission their own portraits, so why can't poor freaks like moi? Hana Ihaya, my step-daughter (technically, my former step-daughter; why don't I just call her my daughter? Right. Fine), is an extremely talented artist and cook. She'd make a great wife if we weren't related -- and if marriage wasn't...oh, don't get me started. Anyway, Hana did this portrait of me as a Christmas gift. I think it's pretty awesome, don't you? Hire her. You won't be disappointed. Check out her Web site at:
http://home.earthlink.net/~umenohana/
She's just fab.