1) Buzzards are flying lazy circles overhead.
2) Your salt stains are so thick and white you look like Lot’s wife.
3) After you make the turn for homeyou wonder “What’s that lying in the road?” and it’s your tibia.
4) You keep singing the Pata Pata song aloudeven though you don’t understand a single lyric.
5) The plot of “Lost” begins to make sense to you.