I am dying to run. I haven’t run since Tuesday but I feel like I haven’t run in about 2930230 years. I read somewhere that it takes 2 weeks for your running endurance to actually decrease. That better be true because not running this week has me going all sorts of crazy wondering if I will ever run far again. Stupid stupid ankle. But maybe it’s better if I don’t because I am seriously run like the dandy in this hil-ar-ious video:
So I’ve been swimming and riding the bike at the gym. Both of which I find to be incredibly boring. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned here before but I used to be a competitive swimmer. I swam for 12+ years and dedicated every morning and evening to the pool. I even went to college on a partial swimming scholarship. That was until of course I realized how much I in fact did not enjoy swimming and quit. So swimming this week has been a weird mixture of feelings: why is this so boring? why am I so much slower than I used to be? how do I only have 1 bathing suit, 1 swimming cap and 1 pair of goggles left? If you are wondering if I was just as annoying and obnoxious back then, why yes, yes I was:
Man, I hate myself. Why do you read my blog? And most importantly: what happened to that bathing suit?
That’s all the nonsense I have for now! Have a fantabulous weekend! Who has a long run planned? Tell me about it so I can live vicariously though YOU.
ps. Seriously, how funny is that video? Every time I watch it I almost pee my pants.