This is a story that probably looked clever on the drawing board. I believe the writer must be singlebecause if he had showed it to his wife before postinghe would have known by her non-reaction that it wasn’t funny. The Lovely Mrs. A. is the toughest humor critic on the planet. She doesn’t laugh at anything I write. She’s scowling over my shoulder right now.
OKshe’s gone… So if he had the marital advantagehe never would have made such a lame attempt.
And then there’s the photo.
When in doubtleave it to the professionals. Rightdear?