When it comes to presents, adult Christmas gifts can definitely be funny
Posted Feb 04 2013 2:31pm
Which is why we’ve compiled the top four reasons you might end up in an altercation with a family member or friend.As much as we hate to admit it, no-one will ever experience an arguement-free Christmas. That’s just the way it goes. Whilst crying on one’s birthday is always a possibility, it’s definitely less frequent than a row come Noel.
The day, again, apart from birthdays, where you are receiving gifts, it’s important to understand that it’s the thought that counts. Sure, if your brother, sister, mother, father gets you a jacket that you immediately start sizing up as how to best to sell on Ebay, it can be hard to feign interest. But don’t behave like a spoilt child, that’s never the way to go. There are plenty of people in the world that won’t be getting anything for Christmas this year, so don’t be that guy. Of course, giving inappropriate presents when there’s a strong chance there will be younger children at the do. So the next time you think about buying some adult Christmas gifts for your brother, whilst they would be hilarious, perhaps don’t. Save those for later in the evening when there aren’t impressionable children to offend.
2. Life Choices
It seems that Christmas is the time of the year that family members feel they are privy to every detail about your life. This can be annoying, for both parties, for the question and the answer, leading to a potentially awkward response. Keep it clean, family-orientated and bear in mind that you will be judged on whatever response you give. And whilst you may want to admit to spending time with the escorts Manchester has to offer, this is something that could be saved for another occasion.
3. Not Sharing
So Christmas Day wouldn’t be Christmas Day without a giant feast to consume, that simply goes without saying. But when you’re greedy, not offering the last of the Yorkshire puddings, taking the last of the gravy and not making a fresh batch will only get you haters, no fans. So before you stock up your plate with turkey, potatoes, veg and stuffing (additional condiments are available), remember to think about everyone else. If you’re selfish around the feast, this is a sure-fire way to get into a fight with family.
4. Getting Drunk
Any other day of the year, you are pushing a fight if you’re intoxicated in public, or such, and you’re getting into an argument with someone. Of course, on Christmas Day, just the fact that you’re drunk will perhaps push the buttons of certain family members. And because it’s normal to have the older generations over on this spectacular. We know that you would rather spend time with an escort Manchester has to offer, but it might not be possible.